So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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