I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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