He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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