did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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