Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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