That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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