please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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