he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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