I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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