You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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