Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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