im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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