All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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