Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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