i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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