i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
All the doctor said was why
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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