he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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