fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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