This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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