I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
