You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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