omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
wow bdsm is so cute
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Text me some of your sweat
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