Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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