I can't watch pbs sober anymore
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Randomize
