it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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