Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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