I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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