I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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