Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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