I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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