Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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