We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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