ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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