piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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