Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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