I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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