but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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