big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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