So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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