I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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