Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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