Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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