i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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