That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
and you said cock pushups were impossible
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
You almost got us killed.
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