I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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