I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize