Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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