I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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