Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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