Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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