I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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